BranBlog #3

There’s a cursed energy to Spinal Tap 2 that I can’t place my finger on. Is the desperation of the elderly cast that scares me? I don’t know. Is it the fact that Paul McCartney and Elton “PEE BOTTLE IN A STORE” John is in it?

Does this image from the movie send signals to my brain that make me want to jump out of my skin?

You’re telling me no one under the age of 45 wants to see this movie?

It’s a desperate plea for you to remember the first movie, and it ultimately says nothing about anything. A movie about a fake rock band that says nothing about the modern music landscape. Not that it should, but that would be SOMETHING. The most nothingburger movie ever. Walk away from your showing and run into One Battle After Another!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend and I bought dark chocolate Reeses and York patties the other day and I had to let the world know how otherworldly they are.

This has nothing to do with SPINAL TAP 2: THE END CONTINUES (2025), but just like her, it’s the only thing getting me through watching this movie.

I Love Her (my girlfriend and this thing)